Little Dick Accounting™ Boxer Brief

"We Always Come Up Short"

Dedicated to the man who spent six months telling everyone how amazing he was and then failed every audit.

The math was never mathing.

Petty Level: IRS investigation.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% polyester with soft two-sided fleece finish
- Elastic, soft waistband for secure all-day comfort
- Extra light fabric weight (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathability
- Regular fit with printed care label inside

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Dry flat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Waist, in	12.99	13.78	14.57	15.35	16.14	16.93	17.72
Length, in	12.20	12.60	12.99	13.39	13.78	14.17	14.57

Shipping Policy

Thanks for stopping by and shopping with Golden Quips. Below are the terms and conditions that constitute our Shipping Policy.

1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.

2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.

Shipping Method: [e.g., Standard] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 3-5 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $8.00]
Shipping Method: [e.g., Express] | Estimated Delivery: [e.g., 1-2 days] | Ship Cost: [e.g., $15.00]

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).

4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).

5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America

7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.

Little Dick Accounting™ Boxer Brief

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