Little Dick Accounting™ Flask

"We Always Come Up Short."

Need a drink after reviewing the numbers? So do they.

The Little Dick™ Accounting Flask is a 6 oz stainless steel reminder that some people spend their entire lives overestimating their assets. Featuring the official Little Dick™ Accounting logo and the slogan "We Always Come Up Short," this flask is perfect for exes who inflated their value, underdelivered on promises, and somehow still expected a standing ovation.

Compact enough for your purse, desk drawer, golf bag, or custody hearing. Because sometimes the math just isn't mathing.

✔ Premium stainless steel construction
✔ Holds 6 oz of poor decisions
✔ Leak-resistant screw-top lid
✔ HR disapproved, bestie approved
✔ Makes a fantastic breakup, divorce, or revenge gift

	6oz
Height, in	4.45
Width, in	3.66

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Polar Camel, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Hand wash only

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1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.

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We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America

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If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.

Little Dick Accounting™ Flask

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