Little Dick Accounting™ Water Bottle
Regular price
$31.99
per
Size:
12oz
Color:
White
"We Always Come Up Short." Numbers don't lie. People do. Hydrate while balancing books, counting losses, and reviewing the emotional damage report from your last relationship. Built to perform even when certain individuals coul...
Little Dick Accounting™ Water Bottle
Size:
12oz
Color:
White
Regular price
$31.99
per
Estimate delivery times: 12-26 days (International), 3-6 days (United States).
Return within 14 days of delivery. Duties & taxes are non-refundable.
Pairs well with
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"We Always Come Up Short."
Numbers don't lie. People do.
Hydrate while balancing books, counting losses, and reviewing the emotional damage report from your last relationship. Built to perform even when certain individuals couldn't.
Product features
- Double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot up to 12 hours and cold up to 24 hours
- Matte finish with grainy texture for a tactile, non-slip feel
- BPA-free stainless steel body with BPA-free polypropylene twist-on lid
- Available in 12oz, 18oz and 32oz sizes; RoHS and Intertek certified, made in South Korea
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
| 12oz | 18oz | 32oz | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 7.30 | 9.30 | 10.20 |
| Diameter, in | 2.87 | 2.87 | 3.54 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in South Korea
Care instructions: Hand wash only
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1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.
2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).
4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Golden Quips is NOT responsible for any customs and taxes applied to your order. All fees imposed during or after shipping are the responsibility of the customer (tariffs, taxes, etc.).
5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America
7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.