Microphallus (Micropenis) Support Committee Chairman Tee

Congratulations on your unanimous election.

Whether you're self-appointed or nominated by every woman who's ever had to fake enthusiasm, the Microphallus Support Committee Chairman™ tee lets everyone know you're leading the smallest movement in history.

Perfect for exes who talked a big game but delivered a TED Talk instead.

Wear it proudly. Someone has to represent the little guy.

Confidence isn't measured in inches... but apparently disappointment is.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and structural support
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for lasting elasticity
- Crisp, detailed printing (DTF/DTG methods used by providers) on front and sleeves
- Tear-away label; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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1. Shipping Processing Time
All orders are processed within 7 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via E-MAIL or telephone.

2. Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates

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Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

3. Shipment Confirmation & Order Tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order has shipped containing your tracking number(s).

4. Customs, Duties, and Taxes
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5. Damages
Golden Quips is not liable for any products damaged or lost during shipping. If you received your order damaged, please contact the shipment carrier to file a claim. Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

6. International Shipping Policy
We ship to ALL COUNTRIES and to The United States of America

7. Incorrect Shipping Address
If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned, the customer is responsible for the re-shipping costs.

8. Shipping Countries

We offer DOMESTIC and worldwide shipping and all customers from worldwide can checkout easily.

9. Free Shipping

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Microphallus (Micropenis) Support Committee Chairman Tee

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